**Meeting Objective:**
Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of punctuality.
**Agenda:** * 10:00am: Arrival and existential dread * 10:15am: Introduction and meaningless small talk * 10:30am: Project overview and unnecessary jargon * 11:15am: Break and caffeine-fueled panic * 11:30am: Creative brainstorming and unoriginal ideas * 12:30pm: Lunch and unproductive gossip * 1:30pm: Decision-making and indecision * 3:00pm: Wrap-up and false hope
**Key Players:** * John, Lord of the Mornings * Ellie, Queen of the Nights * Manager, Ruler of the Castle * Intern, Bringer of Donuts
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