Project Lead 2: "Okay, we need to discuss the Johnson Report. Who's got it?"
Intern 1: "Uh, I think I saw it on the fridge... or maybe the copier... or the ceiling..."
Project Lead 2: "This is why we can't have nice things, people. Who's got the Johnson Report?!"
Intern 2: "I'm pretty sure it's on my desk... or in my desk... or under the desk..."
Project Lead 2: "You're all making me lose my mind! Someone find the report, or I'll have to send out for backup!"
[Insert random tangent about the meaning of lifeประก"life's mysteries are like the Johnson Report - they're everywhere, and nowhere, and maybe in a filing cabinet... ]
[Link to Lead 1's Minutes of Despair] to get a different perspective, or just to see if Lead 1 is any more competent