Project "Eradicate Meetings" - Forced Listening
Welcome to Project "Eradicate Meetings"! A team of highly trained, highly paid professionals has been tasked with the daunting duty of forcing you to listen to our meeting.
Our team's motto: "You'll be sorry you didn't come to our meeting!"
Forced Listening Schedule:
- Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 8:00-9:00 AM - Team Stand-up Meetings
- Tuesday, Thursday: 10:00-11:00 AM - Project Status Update Meetings
- Every day: 3:00-4:00 PM - Random, Unscheduled, and Totally Unpredictable Meetings
Meet the Team:
- John Doe (Lead Meeting Facilitator): "I've been forced to listen to meetings since I was a child."
- Jane Doe (Meeting Coordinator): "I've been trained in the art of forced listening, but not in actual productivity."
- Bob Smith (Meeting Participant): "I've been dragged into this meeting, and I'm stuck here."