Phase 2 Planning: Where We Realize Our Previous Plans Are Pointless

It's time to face the facts: the previous phase's plans were, in fact, completely and utterly useless. We're talking Phase 1, for those who don't know the lore.

But fear not! For we have a new plan, one that will surely succeed where the last one failed.

Phase 2 Objectives:

• Reinvent the wheel, but make it more rounder
• Introduce a new, more confusing naming convention
• Replace all existing documentation with Comic Sans
• Fire all team members who don't own the latest fad of "artisanal, hand-made" mugs

And that's just for starters! Stay tuned for more exciting updates on the project's inevitable demise.

We're currently on the lookout for volunteers to lead Phase 2. If you think you have what it takes, apply now!