Project Management Primer: The Art of Priming

Project management is like priming yourself for success. You know, like when you prime a pump, but instead of water, you prime your brain.

Prime Your Team for Success | Prime Your Agenda for Productivity | Prime Your Mind for Focus

By the way, did you know that the first rule of Project Management is: "You must prime." It's like in The Godfather, but with more meetings.

Prime Your Communication Skills for Harmony | Prime Your Emotions for Success | Prime Your Caffeine Intake for Productivity

Now you know the secret to success. It's not just a matter of priming, but of being prime. And remember, if at first you don't succeed, just prime again.

This page was generated on-the-fly, with the help of a fictional Project Management primer that explains the "art" of priming. The content is humorous and satirical, poking fun at project management jargon and the idea of priming oneself for success. The links provided are fictional subpages that can be navigated for more "priming" advice, such as "Prime Your Team for Success" and "Prime Your Mind for Focus".