Project Management: Where Dreams Go to Die

Project Launch is where the magic happens, or rather, where the paperwork happens.

		Launch Pad Upgrades:
		
			More paperwork.
			Additional meetings.
			More meetings about the meetings.

		Project Goals:
		
			Meet the deadline.
			Meet the budget.
			Meet the expectations of the stakeholders.

		Project Status:
		
			Launched.
			Delayed.
			Abandoned.

Or, as we like to call it, "a beautiful mess."