Task List Tyranny

Because who needs actual productivity?

Creating Task Lists: The Art of Futility

In a world where tasks are infinite, and time is not, our team of highly trained Task List Specialists will guide you through the process of creating task lists that are so comprehensive, so exhaustive, so utterly pointless.

Step 1: Identify the Task

Identify the task you want to accomplish. Not too hard, right?

But wait, what's the project goal again?

Step 2: Assign the Task

Assign the task to a team member. Or just randomly assign it to someone who looks busy. That's what we call "motivation by guilt."

For more on task assignment mechanics, click here.

Step 3: Create the List

Write down the task in a fancy list with checkboxes and colors and whatnot. Because, you know, aesthetics matter.

Learn how to make your task list shine with decorations!

Step 4: Review and Edit

Review and edit the task list for errors, inconsistencies, and unnecessary tasks that will inevitably be forgotten anyway.

For tips on reviewing and editing, click here (or just pretend you're a human and make it up as you go)