Phase 2: Building a Firewall to Contain the Chaos

After phase 1 was a complete and utter disaster, we're trying to do better. Our new plan is to build a firewall that's less like a house of cards and more like a, well, actual firewall.

Goals for phase 2:

Designing the Firewall Blueprints - Because who doesn't love a good blueprints?
Hiring a Forensic Architect - To make sure our firewall is as sneaky as it is strong.
Finding the Perfect Firewall Motif - Because, you know, aesthetics matter.

Side note: We're still trying to figure out what 'phase' means in this context. If you have any suggestions, please, for the love of all things sane, email our CEO.

We're also considering hiring a team of highly skilled hamster psychologists to study the behavior of our team during this phase. It's all about containment.

Hamster Psychology Report