We've been here all day. I'm sure of it.
Excuse 1: The Sudden-Onset Meeting-Induced Coma (SOC) https://meetings/project-management/project-planning/making-exuses-for-why/soc/Excuse 2: The Mysterious Case of the Disappeared Coffee Machine (MCD) https://meetings/project-management/project-planning/making-exuses-for-why/mcd/Excuse 3: The Sudden and Uncontrollable Desire to Play the Drums (SUD) https://meetings/project-management/project-planning/making-exuses-for-why/sud/
Maybe it's just me, but I'm pretty sure the new copier is a time-sucking vortex.
Someone should really look into that.
Report a Time-Sucking Vortex Committee of Investigation