We're going to finish this project in wildly optimistic scheduling time. We're talking 50% less time than the competition. Our competitors will be eating our dust.
We aim to complete 300 features in 6 weeks. Yes, it's a stretch. But we're overly optimistic about our communication with stakeholders too.
Our competitors are going to hate us. But we don't care. We're going to be so far ahead of them, we'll have time for a extra timey feature or two.
We're using a under-qualified team! It's a bold move, but we think we can pull it off.
And don't worry, we've overly optimistic testing in place. We're basically done with that too.