Today, we will be whiteboarding the project scope in an effort to clarify expectations. Please, do not attempt to diagnose anyone with any conditions you may see on the whiteboard. It's just a metaphorical whiteboard, not a medical one.
As we whiteboard, keep in mind that the "I'm Not a Doctor" phase is all about establishing a baseline understanding of the project requirements. We're not trying to cure anything here, just document the symptoms.
We'll use a combination of sticky notes, colored markers, and hastily drawn diagrams to get our ideas across. Don't worry, we won't be performing any actual medical procedures. That would be a breach of HIPAA.