Project Management

Phase 4: The Descent into Chaos

Where the team members are scattered across different continents, and the project schedule is a mere suggestion.

Milestones:

• Day 1-3: Random team member disappears for a week without notice, claiming to be in a 'personal retreat'
• Day 5-10: Project manager realizes budget has been depleted by 50% due to 'unsustainable' coffee expenses
• Day 15-21: Team lead declares that the project is 90% complete, despite 0% actual progress