Project Planning: Roadmap to Nowheresville

Phase 1: Inception of Desperation

Week 1-4: Define the problem we're trying to solve, but let's be real, we have no idea what we're doing.

Hyperlinks:

• Read about our Phase 1
• Blessedly skip to Phase 2
• Abandon all hope for Phase 3

Phase 2: Frenzy of Confusion

Week 5-8: Attempt to understand the problem, but mostly just stare at the wall and wonder if the coffee machine is possessed.

Hyperlinks:

• Back to Phase 1: Because we're not really sure what's next
• Face the music in Phase 3: Because you know you can't escape the abyss of uncertainty forever