Objective:
We're not actually going to achieve anything meaningful, but we're going to pretend to try.
Tasks:
- Pretend to be productive
- Eat a lot of free food from the break room fridge
- Make sarcastic comments about the project
We're not actually going to achieve anything meaningful, but we're going to pretend to try.
We've been doing this for years, and we've gotten nowhere.
Someone needs to be fired.