Weekly Meetings: Because Who Needs Human Interaction?

We're back to the usual suspects! This week, we've got:

Monday: More arguing over the color scheme
Tuesday: The team lead will be late... again.
Wednesday: The coffee machine is still broken, but we'll make do with lukewarm water
Thursday: The 'urgent' meeting that's not really urgent
Friday: We'll make up some exciting new project deadlines to impress the clients
Saturday: We'll pretend to work from home while secretly browsing memes
Sunday: We'll all take a 'well-deserved' three-day weekend

Tuesday's Special Edition: The Team Lead's Apologies This week's meeting schedule is brought to you by the power of existential dread and the will to survive. Don't forget to RSVP to all the meetings, or you'll be forever lost in the abyss of project management.