**Contingency Planning: Because the Project Manager Was Last Seen Binge-Watching Netflix 3 Hours Ago**

• Assigning Tasks (Because Who Needs a Project Scope, Anyway?]
• Motivational Posters to Hang in Empty Meeting Rooms
• Who Needs a Project Plan, Anyway?

Due to the unforeseen absence of our fearless leader, we are forced to improvise. Please find a way to make this project not completely fail, and report back to us when the project is still on life support.