Project Goals: A Desperate Re-Revision

As the project manager is MIA, we are left to fend for ourselves. In an effort to salvage what's left of this sinking ship, we're revising the project goals. Again. And again. And again.

Original Goal: "Create a Functional Website"

We aimed to create a website that didn't crash every 5 minutes, didn't make users question their life choices, and was somehow vaguely related to the original concept.

New Goal: "Create a Website That Doesn't Crash Every 5 Minutes"

We're shooting for a 10 minute crash window. Baby steps, people!

Subgoals:

• Find the project manager.
• Fix 5 bugs per hour.
• Make the project manager's cat happy.
• Find a good therapist for the project manager.