Project Manager Has Abandoned Us

Last Seen in the Break Room, circa 3:14pm. We're starting to worry.

Rumor has it, they're hiding from our TPS reports. Or maybe they just really love the vending machine selection in the break room. We can't blame them.

We tried to reach out to their emergency contact: HR. They just sent us a form to fill out. We're still waiting for a response.

Maybe they're still there? Let's go check. | Or maybe they're just a casualty of automation