Possible Sightings of the Project Manager
According to eyewitnesses, the Project Manager was last seen near the printer, fiddling with a printout of the meeting schedule. It is believed that they were trying to make sense of the font size and spacing, but it's rumored that they got lost in the maze of their own organizational chart.
If you have any information about the Project Manager's whereabouts, please contact the CEO's assistant immediately. In the meantime, we recommend that you check the break room for any clues or cryptic notes.
Latest Sighting: 15:47, wandering around the conference room, muttering something about "scope creep" and " stakeholder buy-in".
Last Seen with a Whiteboard Marker | Last Seen in the Bathroom