As of this morning, our beloved Project Manager has gone MIA. While we're not sure what's become of them, we have received reports of possible sightings in the following locations:
We've had several reports of the Project Manager being seen lingering around the break room, sipping on a mysterious coffee and muttering to themselves.
Witnesses describe the Project Manager as wearing their favorite "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt and sporting a "I'm not listening" expression.
See more details about Break Room Witness 1Several coworkers reported the Project Manager rummaging through the supply closet, searching for something.
They claim the Project Manager was muttering to themselves about "the importance of having the right colored Post-It notes."
See more details about Supply Closet Witness 2One brave witness claims to have seen the Project Manager arguing with a parking ticket machine.
The Project Manager was reportedly trying to negotiate a better rate for their reserved parking spot.
See more details about Parking Garage Witness 3