Multiple sources have reported seeing our beloved project manager at the local café, sipping on a triple shot of espresso and muttering something about "deadlines" and "deliverables".
We're not sure if they're on a coffee-fueled break or a full-blown existential crisis, but we're keeping a close eye on the situation.
Witnesses describe the project manager as "tall, dark, and covered in Post-It notes" and are unsure if they're still wearing their "I'm with Stupid" t-shirtประก
If you have any information on the project manager's whereabouts, please contact our tip line at Last Known Activities or Possible Sightings in the Cinema.
We're also offering a reward for any information that leads to the safe return of our project manager. Or, at the very least, a decent cup of coffee.
Stay vigilant, people! We'll keep you updated on any further developments.