ROADMAP

Phase 1: Under-Planning

We're not really sure what we're doing, but it sounds like a good idea.

We'll start by making some vague promises about what we're going to do, and then... well, let's just take a look at our fancy roadmap.

Waffle

Sub-Phase 1.1: Waffle

Here's where we actually start making some real progress. Or at least, some pretend progress.

Phase 1.2: More Waffle

Phase 2: Actual Planning

Phase 3: Panic

Don't worry, it's just a phase.

Note: The content is a satirical representation of the project planning process and is not meant to be taken seriously.