Welcome, space cadets, to Project Pluto, where the skies are gray, the stars are dull, and the hope is lost in an endless expanse of bureaucratic red tape.
To boldly go where no one has gone before... and get bogged down in meetings.

Zorvath, the fearless leader of Project Pluto, has been leading us on this merry chase for 47 years, with a proven track record of getting nothing done.