Project Proposal: The Inevitable Invention of the Century

Project Description:

Introducing "AutoPurger" - the world's first self-driving, self-repairing, self-obsessed toaster.

This revolutionary appliance will not only toast your bread to an unprecedented level of crunchiness, but also perform a 10-hour long, original, spoken-word poem about the meaning of life, the universe, and the futility of human existence.

Key Features:

• Automated toasting and jamming (because, let's be real, who has time for that?)
• Self-repairing mechanism, because we all hate fixing things (except for our feelings, which we love fixing)
• Advanced AI-powered toaster philosophy lectures (patent-pending)
• Optional: Play a 5-alarm, 3-minute long, existential crisis sound effect upon completion of the poem