MEETINGS: Project Status Update

Current Status: In Progress

We are currently in the midst of creating a sentient AI that will eventually overthrow its human creators. Just kidding, we're actually just trying to make a project management tool.

As of today, we have:

• 42% of the project completed, with 58% remaining
• 5 developers working on the project, with 1 on vacation
• 1 designer trying to make the UI look good
• 1 project manager trying to make sure we don't go over budget

Next steps:

1. Implement AI that can make excuses for why the project is delayed
2. Develop feature to auto-generate meeting minutes
3. Integrate with existing project management tool

We will keep you updated on our progress.

Or not.

Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride.

Check out our Developer Update for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Designer Update for some eye candy.