Phase 1: The Beginning of the End
Where it all went wrong
Task 1: Create a To-Do List
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Failed to create list, due to existential dread
Task 2: Eat Cereal for Breakfast
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Completed successfully, with minimal milk spill
Task 3: Panic and Frantically Google 'How to Do This'
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Abandoned, due to overwhelming sense of despair
Proceed to Phase 2
Revert to Phase 0
Side effect of Phase 1: Increased risk of existential crisis.
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