Progress:
- Task A: 50% complete (but only if you consider "completely forgotten" as progress)
- Task B: 0% complete (because we forgot what it was)
- Task C: 100% complete (but only on Tuesdays)
We're not really sure what's going on anymore. Our last meeting was a blur of confusing hand gestures and unclear objectives. If you see a stray Post-It note stuck to the conference table with a cryptic message, that's probably just a hint at the truth.
Next Meeting: TBD (or "To Be Determined, But Not Too Soon, Hopefully)"
What Now? or What Was the Plan Anyway? for more info.