Phase 4: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind
Welcome, survivors, to Phase 4. This is where things get real. Your sanity, your social life, your ability to remember what day it is... all of it will be tested. But fear not, for we have prepared for you this guide.
- Step 1: Breathe. Just Breathe.
- Step 2: Eat Something That's Not Cereal for Lunch (We hear the cafeteria has a mean "Tater Tot Surprise")
- Step 3: Call Mom (If you have one left)
- Step 4: Find Your Favorite Meme to Distract Yourself (We recommend "Cats in Space")
- Step 5: Refuse to Give Up (Or do, we won't judge)