Today, we're going to implement the most complex and unnecessary feature of the project: the Infinite Coffee Machine.
This behemoth of a feature will allow users to generate an endless supply of lukewarm coffee, but only if they press the right combination of buttons while staring directly at a picture of a cat.
Please note that our team of experts has estimated that this feature will take approximately 472 days to complete and will require at least 3x the amount of coffee to be consumed during the project.