We're talking existential crises, people. We're talking "Is this a meeting or a never-ending cycle of madness?" We're talking "Is that a stapler or a miniature toilet plunger?" We're talking "Is our manager a benevolent dictator or a Sith Lord?"
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We'll be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just trying to remember what the meeting was actually about.