Phase 6: The "We've Got This Far, Let's Not Screw Up" Phase

Today's agenda: eating C-rations, re-watching old mission debriefs, and wondering if we'll ever make it out of here alive.

We've managed to achieve some notable milestones, including but not limited to:

• Phase 6-1: "The Walls Are Closing In" - 90% of the team has started taking extra-long showers to conserve water.
• Phase 6-2: "The Food's Not Food Anymore" - 3 people have started growing their own vegetables on the server room windowsills.
• Phase 6-3: "The Walls Are Still Closing In" - 50% of personnel are now being escorted out of secure areas for 're-orientation'.

Upcoming milestones:

• Phase 6-4: "The Walls Are Falling In"
• Phase 6-5: "The Walls, The Food, And Now The Sun Is Setting" (Tentative, subject to change)

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Also, if anyone has seen the lost cat in the server room, please let us know.