A critical issue has arisen in Phase 6 of our project. The Chaos Engine, designed to introduce random and unpredictable variables, has gone haywire. It's spewing forth a maelstrom of errors and anomalies, threatening to derail the entire project.
Apply Patch 1: 'Emergency Chaos Engine Shut-down' (beta) | Apply Patch 2: 'Chaos Engine Taming Algorithm' (alpha) | Apply Patch 3: 'Cthulhu's Chaos Engine Tamer' (experimental)