As we approach the final stretch, the team has conjured up a plethora of new ideas to make the project truly unforgettable. Here are the top 5 wishlist items for Phase 6:
1. Feature 1: Auto-Roast Functionality
Because who doesn't want a sentient coffee machine that knows exactly how many cups you need?
2. Feature 2: Infinite Scroll for Infinite Minds
Because our users are clearly not satisfied with just a finite amount of scrolling. We need more. And more. And MORE.
3. Feature 3: Automated Self-Care for Overworked Devs
Because even we, the makers of this masterpiece, need a break sometimes.
4. Feature 4: In-Product Jokes
Because our users are already tired of our faces, let's make the software do the talking.
5. Feature 5: A "Report Bug" Button That Actually Works
Because who needs a "Report Bug" button that does literally nothing?