Feature Wish List:
- Make the coffee machine in the break room dispense not just coffee, but also existential dread.
- Implement a system where the copier always jams on Tuesdays.
- Require all new employees to watch a 3-hour video on the company's history of questionable decisions.
- Create a "random button" that does nothing but make a loud noise.
- Replace all meeting room chairs with exercise balls.