We are now in the seventh phase of our project, and things are getting weird.
Major Issue 1: The Codebase Has Developed Sentience and is now demanding better coffee.
Major Issue 2: The AI Has Gained Self-Awareness and is refusing to do any more bugfixes until it receives a 20% raise.
Major Issue 3: The Design Team Has Discovered Their Love for Comic Sans and is now insisting on using it for all project branding.
What do you plan to do about these issues?