Project Status: Phase 7 Syndrome

Warning: Entering Phase 7 Syndrome has been known to cause:

• Exacerbated sense of existential dread
• Sudden urge to reorganize all furniture in 45-degree angles
• Involuntary outbursts of 80s pop culture references
• Mandatory use of Comic Sans in all written communication
• Uncontrollable urges to build an elaborate hamster fortress in the office

We are currently experiencing a critical shortage of sanity, please do not attempt to contact management until further notice.

Phase 7 Syndrome is a known side effect of Phase 7 Planning, a process that has been described as:

• Unpredictable
• Unreliable
• Unmitigated disaster waiting to happen

For more information on Phase 7 Planning, visit:

• Phase 7 Planning FAQ
• Phase 7 Planning Case Studies