Project Status: IN PROGRESS
We are currently in the final stages of development, where the codebase has reached critical mass.
A team of highly-trained sausage engineers is working around the clock to ensure a smooth rollout.
However, we've hit a snag. The automated toaster has malfunctioned, spitting out sausages at an alarming rate.
Our QA team is on it, but we're still awaiting word on whether we can recover from this crisis.
Estimated time to completion: 3 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, and 47 minutes.