Phase 8: The "We're-Still-Alive" Phase

• Subtopic 8: Desperate Attempts to Avoid Termination
• Subtopic 9: Creative Solutions to Our Financial Crisis
• Subtopic 10: The Great "Not-My-Problem" Shift

As we enter Phase 8, we're still clinging to life, but barely. The project is bleeding money, and our investors are losing interest. But fear not, brave developers! We've found a way to keep the lights on and the servers running.

Our team is working tirelessly to come up with innovative solutions to the problems that plague us. Subtopics 8, 9, and 10 are just the beginning of our journey towards financial stability and project survival.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of Phase 8.