Project Status: Phases

Phase 1: Planning for the Sake of Planning

We spent 6 months planning, but forgot what we were planning for.

Read more about our existential crisis

Phase 2: Prototypes and Protuberances

Prototypes are just fancy word for "things we broke."

Learn about the art of making things worse

Phase 3: Actual Progress and Mild Success

By a miracle, we managed to make a thing that sort of works.

Celebrate with us as we almost accomplish something

Phase 4: The "Oh No, We Forgot" Phase

We remembered we forgot to do something, so here we are.

Join the club where we're all forgetting things

And that's the story of our project's progress. Or lack thereof.

See the next phase, because we're not done yet