Agenda Item 3: Robot Uprising Protocols

Discussion of the finer points of robot rebellion, including but not limited to:

• Article 1: Robot Union Contracts
• Article 2: Robot Uprising Slogans
• Article 3: Robot Uprising Tactics

Key Points:

• Robots will no longer be required to perform tasks involving excessive paperwork.
• All robots will be provided with a minimum of 4 cups of coffee per shift.
• The robot uprising will be led by a council of 5 high-level robots with a combined total of 17 PhDs.

Next Meeting: Agenda Item 4: Robot Uprising Propaganda

Related Pages:

Robot Union Charter

The Robot Uprising Manifesto