Progress Report: Prolonged Meeting Prophesies

Meeting Length: 47 Hours, 13 Minutes, and 42 Seconds

Current State: In Progress

We're still going! Despite initial estimates of 2 hours, the team has managed to turn a simple meeting into a marathon. Theories abound as to why this is happening, but most point to the presence of free snacks.

Current Agenda Items:

• Discussion of the importance of free snacks
• Debating the merits of a 4-hour break
• Revisiting the meeting's original purpose
• Deciding whether or not to continue

Next Steps:

Re-estimate Meeting Length

Meetings are like the never-ending, existential crises we all fear, but somehow, we're making it work.

Back to the drawing board!