The Prolonged Meeting: A Philosopher's Guide

Are you tired of meetings that end before they even begin? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of PowerPoint slides and forced team-building exercises? Look no further than the Prolonged Meeting, where the art of conversation and the thrill of the unknown are the only goals that matter.

Our meetings are designed to be as long as possible, without any actual work getting done. Join us for a journey through the depths of bureaucratic tedium, where every agenda item is a mere stepping stone on the path to nowhere.

Philosophical Underpinnings

Meet the philosophers behind the Prolonged Meeting: a group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to the study of the meeting arts.

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