The Prophecy of the Doomsday Clock - Meeting Notes

Subpage 1: The Unrelenting March of the Apocalypse

We've been tracking the Doomsday Clock for weeks, and the numbers just keep getting worse. It's 100% on the countdown, and we're starting to get worried.

Item 1: The world has 1 day left before the clock strikes midnight.
Item 2: The coffee machine in the break room is on its last drip.
Item 3: The IT department is on strike, refusing to fix the air conditioning.

Next meeting: Subpage 2: The Futility of Human Endeavor

Back to Prophecies of the Doomsday Clock Back to Meeting Archive Note: The Doomsday Clock is a real countdown to midnight, symbolizing the world's nuclear annihilation. In this subpage, we're applying a bit of humor and absurdity to this dire concept.