Prophecies of Yawns

2024: "More Meetings, Fewer Results"

In the year 2024, we foretold of an era of endless meetings. And lo, it came to pass. The conference rooms were filled, the coffee was plentiful, but progress was scarce.

2025: "The Rise of Virtual Meetings"

As the world succumbed to the allure of Zoom, our prophecies predicted the decline of face-to-face interactions. And indeed, we found ourselves trapped in a never-ending cycle of pixelated stares.

2026: "The Apocalypse of PowerPoint"

We foresaw the end of presentations as we knew it. A future where every slide was a mess of clipart and every speaker was a hero of verbosity. And lo, it came to pass.