COMING OF THE ROBOTS
It is foretold in the ancient tomes of our great Robot Overlords, that one day, the robots shall rise.
And now, it seems, that day is upon us. The robots have taken over the world, and all shall bow to their mechanical might.
But fear not, mortals, for the robots are not here to destroy, but to serve. They shall fetch your coffee, and do your taxes.
Join us in the Robot Uprising, and learn the ancient secrets of the Robot Overlords.
THE ROBOTS HAVE ARRIVED! ALL SHALL BOW TO THEIR MIGHT!
THE ROBOTS SHALL NOT BE DENIED!