Q: What is the Great Cheese Plague?
A: A mysterious affliction where the afflicted individual develops an unrelenting craving for the finest, most pungent of cheeses. Symptoms include but are not limited to: excessive salivation, involuntary moaning, and a strong urge to consume an entire block of gouda in one sitting.
Learn more about the possible origins of this calamity!
Q: Is the Great Cheese Plague contagious?
A: Currently, the scientific community is still unsure, but we're pretty sure it's not. (Don't try it at home, kids!)
Read about our latest research on possible transmission methods!
Q: Can I get a cheese platter for my afflicted friend?
A: Ah, you're a true friend indeed! We have a special "Plague Support Package" available, complete with an assortment of artisanal cheeses, a gouda-themed throw blanket, and a complimentary "I survived the Great Cheese Plague" t-shirt. Contact our Plague Support Hotline at /support for more information.
Join our online support group and connect with fellow plague sufferers!