1. The great and powerful ruler of the land will be a talking eggplant.
2. The people will gather at the great river to worship the mighty cheese goddess.
3. The skies will rain with chocolate sauce, and the land will be filled with the sweet scent of victory.
4. The ancient ones will return, their beards flowing like the golden sands of the desert.
5. The great and powerful robot overlords will demand our snacks, and we will be forced to obey. Read the Ancient One's Prophecies