Last Set of Prophecies

By order of the Council of the Unseen, we have gathered the most prophecies ever compiled in one place. But be warned, some of these may come to pass, and some of these may not. Maybe.

Prophecy 1: The Cheese Shall Flow Like Water

It is said that on a fateful day, the cheese will flow like water, and the land will be covered in a thick, gooey blanket of cheddar and gouda.

Prophecy 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy

It is foretold that the missing socks shall rise up, and demand justice for their years of suffering in the washing machine.

Prophecy 3: The Return of the Ancient Ones

It is prophesied that the ancient ones shall return, and demand their rightful place on the couch, next to the refrigerator, and in front of the television.

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