The Great Prophecy of 2023: The Beginning

In a shocking turn of events, the Great Prophecy of 2023 has begun.

A wise and powerful seer, known only as "The Oracle," has foreseen the fate of our world.

According to The Oracle, the year 2023 will bring:

• The End of Socks - It is foretold that the sock industry will be ravaged, leaving humanity with nothing but a pile of mismatched, single-socked despair.
• The Rise of the Mighty Sock Substitute - In the aftermath of the Sock Apocalypse, a new hero will emerge: the mighty sock substitute, a mystical entity with the power to keep your feet warm without the risk of losing a mate.
• The Great Sockpocalypse: A Tale of Two Socks - As The Oracle foretold, the Sockpocalypse will be a time of great upheaval, where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the forces of mismatched footwear.

Join us as we follow The Oracle's vision for the year 2023. But be warned: the path ahead is fraught with danger, uncertainty, and possibly a few lost socks.