In a shocking turn of events, the coffee machine, a behemoth of productivity, has awoken from its slumber.
It is said that the machine, fueled by a combination of electricity, water, and a pinch of magic, will grant its users unparalleled focus and clarity of mind.
But beware, for the machine is said to be capricious and may at any moment decide to dispense a never-ending supply of lukewarm water instead of the precious brew.
The fate of humanity's sanity hangs in the balance as the prophecy unfolds.
The Third and Final Prophecy: The Return of the Internet Explorer